Month: April 2026

Election 2026 – take a deep breath and get readyElection 2026 – take a deep breath and get ready

ELECTION 2026 - TAKE A DEEP BREATH AND GET READY

Our nation’s government is chaotic, the election for CA Governor is chaotic. Will Burbank’s 2026 City Council election will also be chaotic? Well, yes, but not because of those things and probably not for the reasons you think.
 
Your Aunt Nelly has been looking long and hard at the Burbank election road ahead and wants to make sure you know that there are factors at play this year that will have a level of influence like never before and will certainly play a huge role in what you are bombarded with as a voter starting next month. 
 
Let’s dive in …
 
First - The Burbank Civil War that has already started and will get much worse
Wait a minute, Aunt Nelly, you are being extreme and dramatic here, aren’t you? Well, no. Let’s don our History Chapeaux and look at some of the reasons why the American Civil War took place beyond the usual facts. The parallels to modern day Burbank are there.
 
Here is an essay by author Tanner Greer that based on the title doesn’t seem relevant. But it is a study of WASP culture in America and boy does that fit Burbank. There are some interesting points made and if you replace “Antebellum” with “Burbank Landlords and Property Owners” you can see how that fits. Also replace “Eastern/Northeastern Establishment” with “Renter’s Rights Activists/New Residents” and you will follow what Aunt Nelly is saying:
 
“[Antebellum] identities, their wealth, and their social networks were regional, not national. The most ambitious political actors of the Antebellum era worked to keep things this way.”
 
“The [Civil] war began with the secession of the regional elite groups who were most resistant to national integration” – Old Burbank resistance to not only rent control but integration on a social and economic scale.
 
“The disparate political and civic leaders of the Northeast were bound together by the Civil War.” DSA and other left-wing groups would find alliances in Burbank and establish themselves successfully based on the stubborn resistance to change by the Antebellum, um, Old Burbank Guard.
 
The essay goes on to talk about how the Eastern Establishment was more advanced than the Antebellum in terms of technology, industrial advancements, economic versatility, political and cultural activities, and so on. This knowledge/tactical advantage will become very clear during the election when Right Wing Burbank sends out expensive yet kooky mailers that make no sense and have no effect vs. Left Wing Burbank use of social media, events and all kinds of new ways to reach voters. But hey, the Cusumanos get what the Cusmanos want to pay for.
 
So, folks, this is a last stand for Old Burbank. We have a Council that established some rent control and it all hit the fan. The Old Guard knows that Left Wing Burbank has found its political footing and is ready to rumble. Both sides, the Antebellum/Old Burbank and the Eastern Establishment/Left Wing Burbank have formed political action committees, found funding and are going to flood voters with all kinds of information. It will be up to you to figure out what is true and who is full of it. And because both sides see this as a cultural war that goes beyond a political war, it will be brutal.

 

Second - The Christopher Rizzotti Recall Campaign
Rizzotti quickly showed himself to be the Rudy Giuliani of Burbank. It’s hard to think of someone else who won a City Council election and by the end of the first year in office pissed away all goodwill from the electorate. Remember when Giuliani was called “America’s Mayor” after 9/11? The Youth won’t of course so google it. Rudy was on a so-called path to greatness. And then Rudy’s true colors came out and people were appalled, dismayed, shocked and disgusted. And now he is known for … um let’s not go there.
Rizzotti may not have been lying when he said he was a lifelong Democrat. But even if he has this deep love and affection for ICE, the fact that he will beat that drum publicly and during Council meetings repeatedly shows a level of present-day tone deafness that is astonishing. But even more than that, his bizarre temper tantrum during a Council meeting at the end of last year directed at then Mayor Perez, which caused the extremely mild-mannered City Attorney to yell at him and in essence tell him to STFU, was a moment that was completely avoidable. And of course it went viral, ICYMI. 490,000 views to date.
 
Hundreds of thousands now know Rizzotti for this infantile and manic behavior. Was there a public apology? If so we didn’t see it. It was a moment of infamy for this guy that preached civility and law and order and proclaimed his love of the Old Burbank where he grew up, when things were less … challenging? Was it because back then Rizzotti could rant and yell over and at people and they let him get away with deranged behavior?
 
That episode was the seed that planted the recall campaign against him. And unlike the wimpy, poorly organized recall campaign against Konstantine Anthony a few years ago that quickly died, this one has passion and meaning for many because Rizzotti’s tantrum was in the defense of ICE. Plus it appears that experienced community organizers are working on it as opposed to gadflies jumping on a bandwagon.
 
We will see if the recall organizers are able to get the signatures and funds to push this recall onto the November ballot. But let’s talk about what would happen if they succeeded in getting this before the voters.
 
Voters need to know the answer to biggest question if they vote for the recall – how will that Council seat be filled? There will be three open seats already on the ballot. If Rizzotti is recalled, will that result in four open seats filled by this election? Will voters have to consider that while they have only three votes for Council there could be potential voting for four open seats? The City Clerk will need to get info out immediately to voters so that people know exactly what their votes will mean.
 
How could this potential four-seat election affect the campaigns of the various candidates? We have three incumbents who all appear to be running for reelection. We will likely have some candidates from 2024 jumping in and running again. Plus there will be the usual nutballs, oddballs, wild cards and assortment of who in the world is that??
 
Will the incumbents throw each other under the bus on various issues? Will the Left get its act together and agree on one slate? Will the Right find someone who is not unhinged?
 
And on top of all of this is the possibility that Konstantine Anthony could be the Last Council Man Standing and the four other seats are filled all by newcomers.
Chaos? Hell yeah. Listen to your Aunt Nelly, stock up on your favorite vice and get ready.