ELECTION 2026 - TAKE A DEEP BREATH AND GET READY
Our nation’s government is chaotic, the election for CA Governor is chaotic. Will Burbank’s 2026 City Council election will also be chaotic? Well, yes, but not because of those things and probably not for the reasons you think.
Your Aunt Nelly has been looking long and hard at the Burbank election road ahead and wants to make sure you know that there are factors at play this year that will have a level of influence like never before and will certainly play a huge role in what you are bombarded with as a voter starting next month.
Let’s dive in …
First - The Burbank Civil War that has already started and will get much worse
Wait a minute, Aunt Nelly, you are being extreme and dramatic here, aren’t you? Well, no. Let’s don our History Chapeaux and look at some of the reasons why the American Civil War took place beyond the usual facts. The parallels to modern day Burbank are there.
Here is an essay by author Tanner Greer that based on the title doesn’t seem relevant. But it is a study of WASP culture in America and boy does that fit Burbank. There are some interesting points made and if you replace “Antebellum” with “Burbank Landlords and Property Owners” you can see how that fits. Also replace “Eastern/Northeastern Establishment” with “Renter’s Rights Activists/New Residents” and you will follow what Aunt Nelly is saying:
“[Antebellum] identities, their wealth, and their social networks were regional, not national. The most ambitious political actors of the Antebellum era worked to keep things this way.”
“The [Civil] war began with the secession of the regional elite groups who were most resistant to national integration” – Old Burbank resistance to not only rent control but integration on a social and economic scale.
“The disparate political and civic leaders of the Northeast were bound together by the Civil War.” DSA and other left-wing groups would find alliances in Burbank and establish themselves successfully based on the stubborn resistance to change by the Antebellum, um, Old Burbank Guard.
The essay goes on to talk about how the Eastern Establishment was more advanced than the Antebellum in terms of technology, industrial advancements, economic versatility, political and cultural activities, and so on. This knowledge/tactical advantage will become very clear during the election when Right Wing Burbank sends out expensive yet kooky mailers that make no sense and have no effect vs. Left Wing Burbank use of social media, events and all kinds of new ways to reach voters. But hey, the Cusumanos get what the Cusmanos want to pay for.
So, folks, this is a last stand for Old Burbank. We have a Council that established some rent control and it all hit the fan. The Old Guard knows that Left Wing Burbank has found its political footing and is ready to rumble. Both sides, the Antebellum/Old Burbank and the Eastern Establishment/Left Wing Burbank have formed political action committees, found funding and are going to flood voters with all kinds of information. It will be up to you to figure out what is true and who is full of it. And because both sides see this as a cultural war that goes beyond a political war, it will be brutal.
